Monday, September 15, 2008

Joke of the YEAR

马来西亚的政局自从308变天之后,出现了前所未有的乱象。有人说那是进入民主的前奏,事实与否见仁见智。不过倒是受到一些讽刺目前政局的电邮和短信,令人看了不经莞尔。

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有一电邮写道: A little boy wanted RM100 badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write to GOD a letter requesting the RM100. When Pos Malaysia received the letter addressed to GOD, they decided to send it to the Prime Minister - Pak Lah. The PM was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a RM5.00bill. Pak Lah thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted when he received the RM5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD: 'Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money to me. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through PutraJaya and, as usual, those bastards took away RM95.00.'
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另一电邮针对某些状况颁奖如下:
大马金政奖得奖名单如下:
最佳电影:《308之夜》
最佳导演: 安华《916之梦》
最佳男主角: 伯拉《梦中人》
最佳女主角: 郭素沁《监狱风云之火箭十三妹》
最佳男配角: 阿末伊斯迈《寄人篱下》
最佳女配角: 陈云清《洗冤录3》
最佳新人: 赛夫《股惑仔之后庭开花》
最具人气: 柏特拉《光头博客》
最佳外国电影 / 最佳编剧 / 最佳特效 / 最佳剪接: 纳吉《人肉叉烧包之蒙古碎尸》
最佳本土电影: 《林甘正传》
最佳成人电影: 《老蔡传奇之同一个房间》
最佳服装:黄燕燕《性感睡衣》
最佳悬疑片: 《C+侦探之一切由失踪开始》
最佳恐怖片: 《午夜凶令之ISA》
最佳旅游宣传片: 《远走高飞之台湾考察团》
至尊演员奖:《敦马之笑看风云》
最佳男女争议片:《穿裙引人犯罪之月漏篇》
最佳科幻片:《第一次接触之太空乘客篇》(耗资千万大制作,每位观众都可获得太空船模型一个以作纪念)
最佳客串奖:《部长们钱很够用之一齐唔使捞》
恭喜各个影片的得奖演员及导演,你们的作品大马人民永生难忘。
各个奖项得主,都带有讽刺的意义。除了好笑之外,也值得大家深思,因为它也反映了咱们的社会形态(SOCIAL PHENOMENON)。
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更有一个搞笑的短信如是写道:
Get Vietnamese worker, DOGS missing;
Get Bangla worker, MALAY GIRLS missing;
Get China maid, HUSBANDS missing;
Call the Police, EVIDENCE missing;
Call the Witness, whole FAMILY missing;
Found Medical report, DOCTOR missing;
Government changed, FUNDS & DOCUMENTS missing;
Choose AMWAR as PM, Tun MA missing;
Forward this SMS, tomorrow U missing.
说真的,虽然发生了如此多,但是我还是把他们当着个别事件来看,凡事都有正反两面,不能一概而论。对于马来西亚,我还是乐观的。你说呢?

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